Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Dear Future Wife

If we're ever at any stores or restaurants and you address employees by their first names as if you know them simply by reading their nametag, that will be the very first thing listed on the divorce papers.

My future wife will buy her clothes at thrift stores because it means she has a cool sense of style and she's not obsessed with materialism and name brands. Also, their sundresses are see-through.

Whoever said grocery stores are great places to meet women didn't realize what types of chicks really really like food: fat ones.

1 comment:

  1. um. thanks for the shout out. i blame you for my lack of blog writing.

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