Coffee Shop Confessions vol. Eff You!

"If you keep it up with this 'vol.' thing, you're gonna end up like those NOW That's What I Call Music Cds. I believe they're up to 78." ~ A dorkface that can't keep her opinions to herself.

Whenever a cute girl walks by my computer at Starbucks, I switch from Facebook to the line graph tracking the stats for my blog because it looks like I'm reviewing stocks.

Switching from one packet of Splenda to about fifty. Hoping it'll help with this whole "giving a sh** about anything" thing.