Bookworms and Boozehounds

Do you love to read books? Do you love to get drunk? Are you also really funny? If so, hit me up. And no, two out of three is not good enough. You know who you are.

Since the producers for Modern Family have refused to respond to my numerous script ideas (practically every scene features the female leads at a nude beach), I've decided to pursue my next great online humor venture.

Unlike most of the stuff on Please Option My Blog, this is for real. Email me if you'd like to help create some new content for a fun, smart, new project.