Anti-Social Networking vol. 6

I should stop calling my friends "a-holes." It makes it harder to think of things to call actual a-holes.

Hey, for reals, can we decide once and for all what it means when a cute chick 'likes' your status?

My compulsive need to check the pageview stats on my blog every hour of every day has shown me that a not-so-insignificant number of you are reading my blog at three in the morning. Please tell me if you're obsessed with me. I'm totally in to that.