May the Fourth be with you.

In honor of Star Wars day, my dad cut off my hand and I kissed my sister.

Star Wars-themed tattoo parlor idea: "Tattoo-ine"

Jabba the Hut sure knew how to dress his bitches, but judging by their size differences he's gonna need like 30 Leia's if he's gonna have an adequate human shield.

Since today is Star Wars day, that means tomorrow will be another awesome day, followed by a not-so-great day, then followed by three really shitty days. 

Hey, watch it Leia. My Grandpa was a Nerfherder.