Happy Birthday, Mexican Jesus!

As an excuse to keep drinking, I'm just gonna keep saying the date in Spanish everyday for the rest of the year.

In the holiday spirit: only downloading Mexican porn today!

Kevin: F**k - left my breakfast burrito in my car.9:19 AM Not gonna smell good 8 hrs from now.You wearing a sombrero tonight?me: Don't know if I have one. I'll have to check el garage-o.
Ordering an actual Salsa of the Month club online was way too expensive, so for Jessy's birthday I just bought her 12 jars of salsa. Besides, it's way more fun eating them all at once...mixed together in a big bowl...with crumbled chips stirred in...and cheese melted on top. OH I'M SORRY IS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU?