Harry Potter Spoilers

• Voldemort is killed in the fiery infernos of gridlock and exhaust fumes during Carmageddon.

• Harry and Voldemort are the same person: Tyler Durden.

• Voldemort cuts off Harry's hand. He's Harry's father and Hermione is his sister. 

• Ron is Kaiser Soze. 

• The Ministry of Magic shuts down after failed debt ceiling negotiations. 

• Dobby was dead the whole time.

• Neville kills Mr. Body, in the hall, with the revolver. 

• Harry and Ron travel through the dark lands of Mordor to cast the last horcrux into the fiery pits of Mount Doom. 

• Hermione was dreaming the whole time and she wakes up in the TARDIS!

• Dumbledore is gay.

• The last horcrux is Harry's sled.