Anti-Social Networking vol. 14

Google+ Pickup Line: "I wanna drag you to my circle." (Don't worry, ladies. It's my "Dance" circle.)

My life is finally complete and I felt so special when I finally got my invite to Google+, until I realized that every single person in the world also got invited. I've also spent about 30 seconds on it, and I'm already totally over it. Although I'm glad I can finally say I'm friends with Ron Reitshtein. I guess now I'll just wait for Google Clear.

My Google+ Circles

• "Starbucks Baristas" 

• "Harry Potter Fans"

• "Country Music Listeners"

• "People I've nodded to at the ATM"

• "Family members I don't want to add on Facebook"

• "Girls who gave me a fake number"

• "People I resent for being more successful than me"

• "Nice racks"

I had to go on Google+ to research these blog jokes, and that was exactly the second time I ever went on Google+.