Lord of the Rings: No Intermission

I don't like to invite the comparison, but Return of the King should take a few notes from the Jedis on ending a trilogy: blow up the Death Star, Yub nub dance party, quick wave goodbye, and we're done.

You know I love the whole LOTR trilogy, but adding another hour after the ring is destroyed for Hobbit Life: Behind the Music is more than even I can handle.


If you didn't see Lord of the Rings with me...

...Gollum will cough on your face.

...Gimli will trim his beard over your pillow

...Boba Fett will say you're not cool in front of everyone.
      
...Orlando Bloom will tell all your friends you're ugly. 

The audience was filled with fun, LOTR nerds like myself, but cheering after every time a character comes to the rescue of a another character with the movie score rising in the background followed by some cheesy action line, meant they were cheering during the entire movie.