We are gonna hear a lot of R.E.M. through Saturday.

For those of you that don't follow Kirk Cameron, well...religiously, apparently the Rapture is supposed to come this Saturday. If that's true, I am expecting some serious End of the World parties this weekend of Bret Easton Ellis-proportion.

This news must be especially nerve-wracking for the virgins of the world.

I hope this is the Rapture. Then I can be like, F**k you, student loans! I ain't paying sh*t! I just hope this doesn't mean Facebook will be down.

If it doesn't happen, I'm gonna change my ways and do something important with my life. Or we should at least do something on Sunday. I'll probably spend it watching TV, but you can come over or something I guess.