Topical Humor: apply generously to affected area (Arnold Edition)

I'd really be surprised if it were Arnold that actually gave birth like in Junior.

I bet that's one kid he wishes he could go back in time to stop from happening.

Carrie: Can't you make movie jokes about movies we actually know?
Me: Those are like his most famous movies. What? Should I make an Eraser joke?

I bet when his baby mamma told him the news he was like "It's nawt a tuma!" 

Now he has to find two Turbo-Man action figures for Christmas this year.

Are you sure Arnold's the father? It could have been Danny DeVito.

I can only justify his extramarital actions if the chick had three boobs like in Total Recall.