Topical Humor: apply generously to affected area

Mission Re-Accomplished! So, does this mean it's okay to forget now?

I think we've completely demolished our previous record for topical humor in a twenty-four hour period. And in one fell swoop, Obama has made anyone with a CTU ringtone completely irrelevant.

My parents have been saying this for years: even the suburbs aren't safe anymore. I dunno about you, but I'm voting for the guy that lets me keep my shoes on at the airport.

And it only took a trillion dollars. WORTH IT.