Beach Lawyer: Possible Catch-Phrases

Dear CBS,

          This thing pretty much writes itself. See blog title above. A-fanks.

Sincerely, "The Beach Lawyer"

• This case won't be a day at the beach.

• They may have a mountain of evidence, but I've got an ocean. 

• Better bring your sunscreen, because you're gonna burn for this.

• Surf's up, your Honor. 

• Justice isn't blind, she's just wearing shades. 

• The jury is out, but the tide is in.  

*Cue congratulatory high five with side-kick, freeze-frame, end credits!