Who changed the tax filing deadline to the first night of Passover? Now who am I supposed to call?

Tax day?!? Did that government shutdown thing not happen?

I'll have to look this up to be certain, but I'm pretty sure my blog qualifies as a business for tax purposes once I've spent the effort to google the grammatical difference between 'less' and 'fewer' for a post. Time to deduct 10,000 cups of coffee! 

It took me five minutes to IM my friend "La' Chaim" today for Passover because I had to look up Black Eyed Peas lyrics to figure out how to spell it. And yes, it really took me at least five minutes to look up those lyrics because I couldn't remember the title of that song and every fucking Black Eyed Peas song has the same stupid title about partying. 

*Title joke courtesy of Ron Reitshtein (he's Jewish, so it's ok.)