I've studied more for this Arrested Development Trivia Night than I did for the bar exam and three years in law school.

I've watched (and re-watched) all three seasons over the past two weeks. Unrelated question: is there an Arrested Development porn parody out there? If so, how rough is it? If not, any backers interested? Asking for a friend.

Are girls ever turned on by an encyclopedic knowledge of cult-classic sitcoms? Is that a thing yet? An open letter to my future wife: immediately after we say I do, I will say, "I've made a huge mistake." If you don't find that funny, it's probably true.