If Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs is gay, then I don't wanna be straight.

Dinah Shore weekend is when lesbians from around the globe gather in the desert to make four straight men very uncomfortable. Palm Springs already has a large gay and lesbian community, and here's what else I learned:

• In a contest to see who can get more guys to buy them drinks, my friends can get really competitive.
• If you ask a guy if he's ever tried "spinning," be prepared to explain what that is.
• Running into hot law school friends at a gay bar during their girls' weekend is not quite the "Dear Penthouse" experience I had always dreamt about. 

More to come as my recollection of the weekend's events becomes less hazy.