- Really ridiculously good at Connect 4
- Can eat an entire hot pocket right out of the microwave without blowing on it
- Super sewing
- Ability to edit a typo in a Facebook post without deleting and reposting
- Can grows a full mustache in like three hours
- Sonic diarrhea
- Communicates telepathically with chairs
- Can walk through a revolving door without breaking a stride
- Invisibility, only when no one is looking
- Sneezes lightning bolts
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