Left My Phone At Home Today...

Forgot my phone at home today. Felt kinda neat to not exist for a day.

Forgot my phone at home today. Green pigs lulled into false sense of security.

Forgot my phone at home today. Forgot how boring going to the bathroom is.

Forgot my phone at home today. Good news: I left it plugged in so it finally went all day without dying.

Forgot my phone at home today. Kept trying to pinch zoom my yellow legal pad.

Forgot my phone at home today. Quick! Someone tell me what's going on with Libya/Kardashians!

Forgot my phone at home today. Couldn't Shazam the muzak playing while on hold with Kaiser.

Forgot my phone at home today. Stayed busy at work by writing 'Forgot My Phone At Home' jokes.