Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Anti-Social Networking vol. 13

I have no idea what Google+ is, BUT I WANT IT! I've been checking my Google Wave and Google Buzz accounts all day, and I still haven't gotten an invite. All I know is you can edit status posts without deleting and reposting, which, for me, is the 'moon landing' of online social networking tools.

I didn't know it was possible to be this creepy, but I'm having trouble wording my 'likes' of girls' Fourth of July bikini pics so they don't come out as 'bonerific.'

*Update for the patent-pending 'Tommy Meena Step-by-Step Flirting Process': 1. Awkwardly meet girl at bar/party; 2. Add girl on Facebook, 3. Wow her with humor and charm through status updates, messages, and chat; *4. F**k things up with new video chat; 5. Repeat.

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