Thursday, June 9, 2011

Lesser X-Men Powers

  •  Really ridiculously good at Connect 4
  •  Can eat an entire hot pocket right out of the microwave without blowing on it
  •  Super sewing
  •  Ability to edit a typo in a Facebook post without deleting and reposting
  •  Can grows a full mustache in like three hours
  •  Sonic diarrhea 
  •  Communicates telepathically with chairs
  •  Can walk through a revolving door without breaking a stride
  •  Invisibility, only when no one is looking
  •  Sneezes lightning bolts

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