Thursday, May 19, 2011

What Would Jesus Wear?

Does anyone know what to wear to the Rapture? I'm thinking like sports coat, no tie. What? Too nice? Are jeans alright? I DUNNO! AHHHH! WHY IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS?!!

Anyone know any Mormons I can hang out with on Saturday. Just in case.

Oprah is dethroned as the most powerful celebrity by a woman wearing a meat dress. You're goddamn right the Rapture is coming. Others believe the real Rapture will occur when Arnold's first son and his love child finally meet and rip a tear through the space-time continuum. Something something Bin Laden something something.

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  1. I am also concerned about what to wear, but since i am meeting up with a running group, the choice was kinda taken away from me, so some bright colored leggings and a couple of tank tops. It' might be too cazh, but if i'm going to hell do i really want to wear some fitted calvin klein? No!

    Also, apparently Arnold's son and love child were friends in the womb and growing up, so that opportunity to create a worm hole or some temporal disturbance has passed...

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