It's a shame I didn't realize this at the time, but that bowl of pasta I had last night was a total jerk.
That's it! I'm going on a diet. And if I've learned anything from the internet, the best way to start a diet is to tell everyone in the f**king world that I'm going on a diet.
This isn't a joke: I'm eating a donut while writing this.
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