Fun Facts: Lake Havasu Memorial Day Edition

Lake Havasu City sits on the lake's eastern shore and is located approximately 6 miles from the sun.

The state flower of Arizona is the nipple pastie.

The lake's official name was changed in 2002 to Lake Havaboobs when it was bought by Rockstar energy drinks.

The lake has a capacity of 648,000 acre feet and over 60% of the lake's volume is made up of Southern Comfort and daddy issues.

Lake Havasu Department of Tourism motto: You pretend it's a tropical beach, we'll pretend your topless wife has all her teeth and doesn't weigh 285. 

The city's founder Robert Paxton McCulloch bought the London Bridge from London in 1968 after it was dismantled from the River Thames and reassembled along the lake shore to draw older residents to his newly founded retirement community and to add a sense historic grandeur and signifi...and, wait, they're giving Union Jack trucker hats to chicks who show their boobs.