Paul Sorvino is sitting next to me at Starbucks. I'll give you a second to google who that is.

What do you mean I'm funny? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Funny how? How am I funny? Goodfellas is probably the awesome-est, and most ripped-off movie of all time. And I really wanna lean over and ask, "Did you take care of that thing?" There are also so many damn kids here this morning. I really wouldn't mind if Paulie wanted to smack them around a bit. Where's Joe Pesci when you need him?

Here's the conversation with Stephanie regarding the sighting:

10:21 AM Me: Holy shit. Paul Sorvino just sat next to me at Starbucks.  Stephanie: Woah!

  I know who Paul Sorvino is!!!!

  Mira's dad! ;)

 Me: I don't know if it's him...google a recent pic for me...tell me if he's bald. He's right next to me, so i cant do it

10:22 AM Stephanie: ok

  He's not totally bald...

  Want me to send a pic?

 Me: Neither is my Paul!

 Stephanie: can you not look at the pic?

 Me: Well that won't help much either

  Hmmmm

  Send it. I'll try to angle my computer

10:23 AM Stephanie: This is from 2007:

 Me: Hmmm

  Hmmmmmmmmmm

  I can't really tell

  Inconclusive

 Stephanie: Let's just say it is

 Me: I am

10:24 AM I wanna lean over and say, "Did you take care of that thing?"

 Stephanie: Hahahahaha

  Let's say you did

 Me: I will

 Stephanie: It would be cool to blog about

10:25 AM I won't tell anyone that its not really Paul Sorvino

 Me: seriously. I'm not just saying this. I'm not sure either way

  The hair is right

 Stephanie: What is he doing? Drinking? Is he with anyone?

  Like, maybe Mira Sorvino?

 Me: Reading the paper

10:26 AM Drinking a grande something

 Stephanie: Ooooh, a grande something? Definitely him

 Me: wearing a black zip up hoodie. Let's just say its a polyester track suit

  with gold chains

  and a pinky ring

 

 Stephanie: pinky ring is a dead give away

10:29 AM Me: I'm talking like right next to me too

  Like our big leather comfy chairs are touching

 Stephanie: how does he smell?

 Me: like a canole

10:30 AM wow, that felt racist

 Stephanie: hahahhahah

10:36 AM Me: I'm gonna try to get a photo of him...this is gonna take some serious spy skills.

  Got one. Check your phone:

10:41 AM Stephanie: My vote is no

  Sorry

  Definitely looks like him

 Me: Damn!

 Stephanie: But the features are too girly

10:42 AM Me: I'll tell him you said that. Might wanna have someone else start your car for you. And he might have been in makeup for that shot you sent

10:43 AM Stephanie: Ok

  Sure

  :)

 Me: I'm blogging this anyways. i don't care what you say

 Stephanie: That's what I told you to do like 45 min ago

 Me: But now i can just copy/paste this whole gchat convo.

  Done.

  Comedic gold. Stephanie: Awesome. Me: Holy shit, it's hailing here right now!Stephanie: really?! Me: which is weird, cuz it's like REALLY sunny out tooI'm sitting next to Paulie from 'Goodfellas' and the apocalypse is going on. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY???!!!