National Hug A Birther Day. They need it.

Be honest. How many people called their moms today to ask where their birth certificate is?

Kevin: "Big deal. I'm sure any subway sandwich employee can produce one of those too."

Congrats. Trump got Obama's birth certificate. Now if he can just get Gary Busey and Meatloaf to relieve this tension and do it already, he's got my vote.