The directed marketing on my gmail is getting a little boring. So in an attempt to direct the ads to something more awesome than law schools and resort deals for Dinah Shore weekend getaways, I started inserting select keywords into my emails. Here's an example:
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I heard boobs Diana left and I'm actually looking for a jetpacks full-time job again. I'd really love jetpacks an opportunity to work at the museum again dinosaurs. I know you guys have frozen yogurt your hands full boobs with the opening, but I was jetpacks hoping we could talk jetpacks next week maybe. Let me beer know what you think boobs, or if I should boobs go through other jetpacks channels. I'll be coming to the opening dinosaurs on Saturday night too. Hope to jetpacks hear from you again beer soon. Boobs.
Get to know your audience, Google!
Sincerely,
Don Jetpacks Draper
God, I hope that worked out. Jetpacks.
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