Friday, April 29, 2011

LIVE BLOGGING RECAP: The Royal Wedding

  Past 6 months - Wednesday, April 27, 20115:45 PMI really don't care at all.  Thursday, April 28, 20118:36 PMYeah, I guess I'll wake up for that.    Friday, April 29, 20111:07 AM I really REALLY don't care at all!   1:36 AM I'm only watching to see if the priest from Princess Bride performs the ceremony. "Mawrwidge! Mawrwidge is what bwings uhs tewgever tewdway." 1:40 AMTrust me, this is not meant to be a compliment for either of us, but I think Prince William kinda looks like me. 1:43 AMWish I could be king. Then I could wear a crown to cover my bald spot too.  2:50 AMHope those guards are prepared in case any Death Eaters decide to show up.  3:12 AMIf Kate's been watching Game of Thrones, she is probably FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!  3:22 AMOkay. Cue Steve Jobs with iPhone 5 announcement riiiiight NOW!  3:50 AMI'm only watching this in case the Doctor shows up in the TARDIS. Then everyone reading this joke will be like, "'Doctor' who?"  3:57 AMIs this the part where he starts yelling curse words so he can say his vows without stuttering?  4:12 AMNot surprised 'BBC After Dark' is actually really boring.  4:33 AM Who wants to bet those news media puritans suddenly stop their royal wedding coverage once the honeymoon action starts?  5:11 AM Having a great time at the reception! Chicken is a little dry. The band is great. Prince Harry and I got 12 cherry stems and 3 olives in Camilla's hat and she still hasn't noticed! Open bar!  
 





























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