I had no idea Hitler was such a stoner

Poland should have just made some Totino's pizza rolls and turned on a Steven Seagal movie. Would have saved us all a lot of trouble. 

Anyways, I'm happy to celebrate the one day of the year people are high enough to laugh at my jokes.

Also, I'm getting audited. Turns out filing with the High.R.S. wasn't a great idea.

One love.