Game of Thrones and beheadings and boobs and midgets and these crazy monsters in the woods and OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS RAD!

If every episode of Game of Thrones is anything like the first fifteen minutes, then I'll be peeing my pants every Sunday night for the next six weeks.

Unfortunately, I only had HBO long enough to get hooked. Well played, Free Promotional Preview Weekend. Well played, indeed. Now I have to subscribe or find someone with HBO to let me come over and watch every Sunday?

1:46 PM Me: You gotta watch that new HBO show 'Game of Thrones'

1:47 PM It's so badass. Like Lord of the Rings with titties!

1:48 PM Kevin: HAHAHA

  nice.

 Me: Like seriously. every scene has titties.

 Kevin: I didn't like LOTR, but I can see titties being a major factorMe: Oh!

  And there's a midget!

1:49 PM Not just actors playing hobbits. I mean a real drunk midget. And he's the one who gets all the titties!

  Not joking about any of this.

1:50 PM Kevin: Hahaha!

  WTF?

  Like a midget playing with boobies?

1:51 PM Me: Yes, he's this drunk, pimp midget.

  Very first scene he's in: he's drinking a beer and getting a blow j.

 Kevin: Haha!

1:52 PM Where's the PTC when u need it?!