Decoded

I write "congrats" because "congratulations" is too hard to spell and because I don't really mean it.

Other texts decoded:

• "I'm sorry" = I'm actually sorry. // "Aww" = Stop bugging me with your stupid problems.

• ":)" = I don't wanna say anything stupid that might ruin my chances for sex.

•  "I know, been busy" = I've decided to sleep with someone else.