TLC is really rounding up by still calling itself The Learning Channel

"You're not the Cake Boss of me!" - Me, to the bakery employee who asked me to leave for eating all the free samples.

Also, I need to know how many Gosselin kids are still alive. It keeps me up at night.

And I really don't think these hoarding shows are real. I mean, of all the festering crap and refuse these people have piled up in their houses, I haven't seen one Jersey Shore cast member.

If I was a hoarder, I'd hoard cool stuff like diamonds or flat screen TVs.